Loom band loopy

Now I realise not everyone will know the joys of loom bands…. but for those who do, this may ring true….

I'd like to meet the Loom Band guy and shake him by the hand,

then cuff him with a fishtail chain made from those stretchy bands...

Yes, I KNOW they help kids concentrate and weave stuff on a loom,

but I'm sick of finding hoards of them in every single room.

They've turned up in the cat's food dish and on the loo brush doofer,

and if my lot want any more they'll find them in the hoover.



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