How do you get a child to blow their nose properly? Any tips? Please? I'm fed up with snot. We're having a half-term plagued with coughs, colds and horrible lurgies. It's not been a lot of fun. The kids are flopping about, constantly sniffing or wiping, though rarely on tissues. The stream of runny stuff they can't sniff up, usually gets wiped on a sleeve or maybe the sofa - or the very sneaky hug and wipe. You know the one I mean? But they seem to spend most of their time snorting and sniffing all the gunk back up their noses. Where do they think it's going to go? And it's not as if any of mine are too young to learn how to do it properly. In fact the eldest is the worst of the bunch - he really struggles to blow out through his nose and uses his WHOLE ARM to wipe, in one long upward motion.
We have tried, obviously quite unsuccessfully, to teach them. I know some kids get it very quickly but none of our three have found it easy. I've looked for helpful hints online. We've tried something rather disturbingly called the reverse piggy noise - where you snort up twice like a pig then immediately snort/blow out. That didn't work, Then there's making little balls out of tissue paper or tin foil and moving them along just by blowing through your nose. Though definitely not one to try during a cold. Maybe we should give this another go when they're better, and make it into a game of (nose) blow football. That might get the 10 year old interested.
And talking of the 10 year old, his upward arm wipe is the reason he now has a nasty eye infection. When his dad took him to the surgery to get some drops, the doctor advised him to wipe across his nose rather than up...with his sleeve. Seriously? With his sleeve? Not the pearls wisdom I was expecting. But the more I think about it, the more I get what he means; he's just being realistic. If you can't stop them doing the wrong thing, then you might as well get them to do the wrong thing right..